Homeopathy

Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."

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... How does it go again?

Don't explain with maliciousness what can be equally explained with malice?

Something like that.

Try changing IE's default search provider. When IE is not your default browser. Fucking ego, eh?